Aspiring Jam Master Pillows

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Baby Piano

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Guitar Man.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Cottage Industry

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Niche market'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Guitarist

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

Violin practice.

Homemade Jam.

"Play dead!"

'Will I ever get it right?'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'