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'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Baby Piano

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Guitar Man.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

Cottage Industry

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

"This won't last long. I'll practice right after Mom gets home from work."

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

'Niche market'

"The Toast Whisperer"

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'

Guitarist

TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM GOLF PRO

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

Violin practice.

Homemade Jam.

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'Will I ever get it right?'

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'