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'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Time is HONEY

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

Jelly I.V.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Preserved

Around the piano

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Honeycomb

Cottage Industry

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

The copier is making a whining noise.

"My girlfriend has fifty thousand bees. I think she's a keeper."

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

'Niche market'

"The Toast Whisperer"

It's soo competitive! I'll never get into college! Don't worry, honey. You have plenty of time to prepare. Thanks, mom. Wow! Look at the tuition hikes and financial aid cuts. Don't worry. You have plenty of time to prepare. True. I deposited $10 just the other week.

'OK, OK. I'll never buy honey dumped from China again!'

'Maybe you could combine my beekeeping operation's loan with Greece's.'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

We need more men --- Call up the preserves!