Jam Making Aficionado Prints

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Jelly I.V.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Around the piano

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

Preserved

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'I like jazz rock fusion. It's the kind of music we'd compose if we had music.'

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Honeycomb

"Oh really, Gerald! You're removing honey from the hives, not plutonium!"

Cottage Industry

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

The copier is making a whining noise.

'Niche market'

"My girlfriend has fifty thousand bees. I think she's a keeper."

"The Toast Whisperer"

"This vinegar's got lumps in it."

'Maybe you could combine my beekeeping operation's loan with Greece's.'

'OK, OK. I'll never buy honey dumped from China again!'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'Well, I'd say this calls for a toast!'