Jam Making Prints

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Guitar Man.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Preserved

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Cottage Industry

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

The copier is making a whining noise.

Guitarist

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

Homemade Jam.

So, what's the secret ingredient to your famous 'Cow Pie' jelly?

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'I thought, to Hell with the fusty old nude calender. This year, lets make some cakes and jam...!'

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'

Granny's Homemade Jams

We need more men --- Call up the preserves! (Published originally on 5/7/2004).

'Sorry I'm late. I got caught in a traffic jam. Fortunately, it was my favourite - strawberry.'

Frank's Apiary. I tried living in the city but didn't like the crowds, so I moved out here to make honey. You went with plan bee!

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock

"Whoops, wrong Jam Session, man."