Aspiring Rapper T-Shirts

"Okay...I'll leave you to practice your rap for a bit. And don't be nervous or anything. This is where you work out the kinks! And hey...if things don't work out with Estella, feel free to keep the doll!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Rap music

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Children's Imagination

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"That'll be the day!"

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I've been an emerging artist for ten years now..."