Jams Pillows

'What was a traffic jam, Bob, is now a huge pile up.'

'Sorry I'm late. I got caught in a traffic jam. Fortunately, it was my favourite - strawberry.'

'Are you licking me or the jam on my face?'

Granny's Homemade Jams

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Guitar Man.

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

Around the piano

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Without management consultants how is the NHS meant to instigate forward facing paradigm shifts in it's client nourishment product and policy integration strategisation?

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

Cottage Industry

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

The copier is making a whining noise.

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

Two boys rehearsing,

Guitarist

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"It's great that you both enjoy live music, but who are you and how did you get in our garage?"

Things that bands can do

Homemade Jam.

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

'Well, that IS the drawback of musical instruments - they make noise.'

Supermarket Jam.

Jam Judging: Bernie and Hillary

"What's wrong- nothing to rave about?"

Home Made Jam - Jailhouse Rock