Jab Tactician Gifts

''...not while I'm at work dear...'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Alternative fielding positions

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Carlo Ancelotti

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"That was a rumor day."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Football.

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

Arsene Wenger

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Next!"

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Stone Age

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

Chess Chef