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''...not while I'm at work dear...'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"That was a rumor day."

Football.

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Stone Age

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Next!"

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

"I gave him 'the old one two' just like you told me to. But then he gave me 'the old three four'."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

'And that's the latest on today's coaching changes.'

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

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