Ivory Tower Inhabitant Gifts

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

The household cavalry

Jerry Lordan

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Scientists building a tower

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

Where baby grand pianos come from.

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Human Dust Buster

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

'So what do you do?'

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

Hey! I just vacuumed there!! Sisyphus at home.

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

Emmanuel Ax

In the Bow Tower rental office

Predatory Pianos.

Concert pianist on his way to work.

Tusk tusk

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'