Ivory Tower Inhabitant Mugs

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

The household cavalry

Jerry Lordan

Scientists building a tower

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"And, yet another plus, it will block out the sun's harmful ultraviolet rays from a considerable portion of the city."

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

Human Dust Buster

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

'So what do you do?'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

In the Bow Tower rental office

Emmanuel Ax

Predatory Pianos.

Concert pianist on his way to work.

'Yes it is lonely at the top, now get out of my office!'

'That's what comes of employing unpaid interns.'

Tusk tusk