Ivory Poacher Mugs

'Collecting teeth' Venn Diagram

Concert Pianist.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Piano Recital

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Check out the old dude.'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Jerry Lordan

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'Bored?'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'I hate these purists who play Bach without any pedal'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

Death skis towards a man fishing on cracking ice

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"Quit with that racket - you're scaring the fish."

Where baby grand pianos come from.

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

Winter fishing

Ice Fishing.

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former Tusks.

'Personally this Global Warming thing is right up my alley.'

'I am smiling.'

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

'George don't you think Jimmie is a little too young to take ice fishing?'

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'