Ivory Intrigue Mugs

Tusk tusk

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

"It's a plant based solution."

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'You rang?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

UN agreements.

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

In The Bastille

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Outbreak of Boer War

Erdogan Blocks Swedish and Finnish Attempts to Join Nato

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

"These keys seem vaguely familiar."

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

To discourage young thugs from smashing their pumpkins, the Buchanans filled them with live hornets.

Iran, Russia and Turkiye meets

'Collecting teeth' Venn Diagram

Russian and US Conflict

Nothing puts me on edge like an inscrutable smile.

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"I want to fight Russia!"

The interview seemed to be going well until Gordon's sixth sense kicked in.