Imperial Intrigue Mugs

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

Trilby - 'Confession

"It's a plant based solution."

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Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

'You rang?'

UN agreements.

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

"The U.S. should retaliate against the EU's Google fine and go after a dominant, European tech company... as soon as they have one."

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

In The Bastille

Tusk tusk

"Did you find the captain's log?"

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

Outbreak of Boer War

Erdogan Blocks Swedish and Finnish Attempts to Join Nato

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

'The Lion's Share' of Suez Canal Gives Britain the Key to India

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

"What do you mean there's a 'New World Order' and you and Russia are at the top of it?"

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"I want to fight Russia!"

Russian and US Conflict

Iran, Russia and Turkiye meets

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

Fancy a chat off-line...

Someone has been making giant, man-shaped holes in the walls of the office building. I'd like you to find out who it is.

British Disputes with Portugal over Delagoa Railway

Japan and China island dispute.

President Kruger Shifts his Capital

'I hate Mondays.'