Political Intrigue Mugs

In The Bastille

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

'I think they're up to something.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"There are so many intrigues and power plays in this office that I'm thinking of requesting political asylum."

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"I can squeeze you in between my public apology and my book deal."

"Encouraging dissent is a good way of finding out who the traitors are."

"Pretty good day. I wasn't linked to anything incriminating."

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp. Really? Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that? They post "reviews" that don't have even a hint of negativity. Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: "House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate."

"It's a plant based solution."

"Damned if they do and damned if they don't? This is BRILLIANT work, everybody! Why didn't we think of this before?"

'You rang?'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

UN agreements.

"Psst. Can you keep a secret?"

Oliver Stone's biopic Edward Snowden

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

Time Machine Assassination Squad

Barnaby is enrolled

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"

"Guilty of something. I can just tell."

CIA, 'Chief, I've got a lead on Victoria's Secret!'

College class: the Clinton years must be 18 to enroll.

Cardinal Richelieu

'Jack, can you prove that Harrison stabbed you in the back?'

Who Can Tell the Difference?

Kim Jong Nam

"I totally get it. I hate Fake News, too."

New York Corruption - 'The Economical Council'