Ivory Intrigue Prints

Tusk tusk

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Our new assignment is to get Iran and North Korea to blow each other up.'

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"It's a plant based solution."

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'You rang?'

Look at what your verdict is doing to my complexion!

UN agreements.

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

The marriage of Snowden and Maduro?

In The Bastille

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

Putin Helps Tsipras hold Greece together

'I'll show you my hidden agenda if you'll show me yours.'

Outbreak of Boer War

"You're Russian? Where can I find one of your local honey pots?"

Erdogan Blocks Swedish and Finnish Attempts to Join Nato

"These keys seem vaguely familiar."

'Even though I'm a shareholder, I really don't care what this company earns. I just love the intrigue.'

Iran, Russia and Turkiye meets

IRS Have Your Tax Explained Here.

Russian and US Conflict

Nothing puts me on edge like an inscrutable smile.

'Collecting teeth' Venn Diagram

"I want to fight Russia!"

The interview seemed to be going well until Gordon's sixth sense kicked in.

British Disputes with Portugal over Delagoa Railway