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"Eere Bert, I've got an itch just below the shoulder blade."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

Phil would get giddy after a large print run, but the company was saving a fortune.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Ready, Steady, genetically Modify.

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

'That was quick!'

'This doesn't look good. I'm afraid you've developed an immunity to placebos.'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

Prosthetic snake.

"Instead of burying it, invest in pharmaceuticals."

"We've been so consolidated the last few years our logo is a mishmash of a bit of everything."

'Isn't it neat? The doctors rigged it up so Don can still play golf!'

"I'm referring you to a doctor with different software."

"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

"My physician prescribed a customized formulation for me."

'Here's my DNA sequence.'

Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

"Panic can also be the mother of invention."

Corporate Hornworms

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

Drone Fly Trap

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

'This is what telemedicine looks like for a small practice like ours.'

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

'We've recently adopted the full aviation model.'