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'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Board Meeting

Natural Medicines

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

'Inside healer'

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

Woman shopping for stress relief devices

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'He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started happening to someone else.'

In case of falling stocks, break glass (bottle of gin).

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

Office joker

2017 stress management classes spike.

Downward spiralling dog.

"I'd kill for 500 milligrams of naproxen."

psychiatrist - "...I'm just adding up your bill"

'Ooh, that's better!'

Cat in bandages.

'Does it hurt when I do this...?'

"You can always tell when Dr. Jenkins has hit his breaking point on his prior authorization days..."

"If you want to vent your anger about politicians, dear, go into the garden and dead head some flowers."