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Antonio Carluccio.

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Menu Dating

Panettone

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Pisa Hut.

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

Spaghetti Road

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

"Does this look familiar to you, Mr. Funderburg?"

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Ghost Porn

Bear cuisine - the next stage

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

We'll pass on the entrees...

Thanks And Giving.

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

I know you're trapped in this realm because you left something unfinished, Bob. But honestly, I threw the rest of that pizza away years ago.

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked