Italian Renaissance Fan T-Shirts

Rome, 1483...a surveillance artist on every corner.

Paul Klee

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

The DaVinci Code

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"He's his own worst enemy."

King George I

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Early model of baggage claim"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Lessons in Prehistory.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

The Da Vinci Cod

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).

Early accounting scandals.

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Pre-Minstrel Tension

'When did we permit the Jester to start doing impressions?'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."