Italian Feast Fan Prints

Antonio Carluccio.

Tartine

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Menu Dating

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Panettone

"Regular service or affected?"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Pisa Hut.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Spaghetti Road

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"Pizza for one - and your extra large is on the way."

'Noah, your arc ruse was a great success. This was the best feast ever.'

"Those giblets are gonna have to come out."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

Bear cuisine - the next stage

"Everyone ready for dessert?"

We'll pass on the entrees...

Ghost Porn

Thanks And Giving.

"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'Have you checked his books this month?'

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'