Italian Car Admirer T-Shirts

"I wanted a cute little Italian subcompact. Even took one out for a test drive - but it made my bum look Fiat."

Driverless cars rage.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

All you'd expect in a British car!

The times they are a changin'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Pisa beer

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

The development of cars.