Italian Car Admirer T-Shirts

"I wanted a cute little Italian subcompact. Even took one out for a test drive - but it made my bum look Fiat."

Driverless cars rage.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Do you buy cars here?"

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

De Chirico

The times they are a changin'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

I'm where I am today because of lots of hard work; thank goodness none of it was mine.

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'Thank you, Easter Bunny!'

Pisa beer

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"