Island Marooner T-Shirts

"We've really had it this time."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Desert Island Mishap

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Stop Smoking Program.

Desert Island Books

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Pirates

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

Hmm...all the best!

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Could you keep it down please!"

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

WiFi on deserted island

"It's Monday."

The great Dessert Island.

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

Wi-fi detected on desert island

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

"The first day back is always the worst."

'I hate Mondays!'

Desert Island Discus

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

"We need to practice social distancing."