Island Marooner T-Shirts

"We've really had it this time."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Desert Island Mishap

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Desert Island Books

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Stop Smoking Program.

'Sleeping through Monday is the coward's way out!'

Pirates

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

"It's not a rescue, it's the IRS and my ex-wife's lawyer."

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Hmm...all the best!

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

"Could you keep it down please!"

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

"Alexa, what fresh hell are we in for today?"

WiFi on deserted island

"It's Monday."

The great Dessert Island.

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

A man sits alone on a desert island being monitored by a CCTV camera

Wi-fi detected on desert island

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"The first day back is always the worst."

Castaway stranded on a desert island with only one coconut palm for survival finds a box of coconuts

Man busking for money on a desert island.

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

Desert Island Discus

'I hate Mondays!'

'You call THIS hot-you should have been here in '63!'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'