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'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'Junior is just a little confused.'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'Remember to be nice to people on your way up. You might need them to do hard time for you later.'

the company is cutting back our team's training budget.'

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

Mentors make a difference.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

Hmm...all the best!

"Tom, mentoring is more than encouraging people to be just like you."

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

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'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

'Insure your desert island for as little as.....'

'The trouble with you is you've got an island mentality.'

"Now, be careful around here Darling, as if the fall doesn't kill you, the crocodiles will..."

"Taking credit for somebody else's work? Why, Ferguson – that's how I started out."

"It's another recipe for fish."

'Wow! My first day on the job! Tell me, is this place as great a place to work as the recruiters told me it is?'

'Any further question,just email me...'

"Take a message in a bottle, Miss Jones."

"You and your offshore accounts!"

"I resigned of my own free will."

Oh great. They're all females and my equipment only uses males.

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