Irrational Fear Debunker Pillows

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Say What! Mark Meadows

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

Anti-Vaxxers

Tall stories

Rational explanations

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

Rise of the Drones

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

"Ouch!"