Irrational Fear Debunker Prints

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Say What! Mark Meadows

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

Rational explanations

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

Tall stories

Anti-Vaxxers

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."