Irony Lover Gifts

Che Guevara in a Bart Simpson t-shirt.

Winner of the Worst Slogan Contest.

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

Nun reading book entitled: 'How to be good in bed.'

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"Business is terrible."

'...the Market's rallied again.'

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

Man tripping over a cable at a safety awards night.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Safety First.

"I don't appreciate you questioning my integrity. Especially since I've skipped town and can't be there to defend it."

Books/How to get to the point/Volume 1

The IMPORTANT thing is that we only accept people who'll FIT IN!

'You'll have to excuse my husband - he's got compassion fatigue.'

'If reading books is so important, how come you never see people on TELEVISION doing it?'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

Sarcasm support group.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

'Hello, incontinence helpline, can you hold?'

'Center for the Study of Murphy's Law' (Closed today because everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.)

Thought too far outside the box.

'This nicotine patch is guaranteed to make you stop smoking.'

'Your fear of being publicly exposed as a fraud is a stress-related disorder called 'Imposter Syndrome.' It's common among people in high-profile authority positions, and, of course, in actual phonies like you!'

'Our customers just aren't getting the message, folks. We need to communicate LOUDER!'

'This is the most positive thing I've done all year.'

"Shark salting a man before it eats him."

"We produce an inferior line of goods. That's why we're looking for a real first class marketing man."

'Company planning department'

Crisis Management Training

Please be gentle. I have a very low threshold for pain.'

"I was looking for my piece of the American Dream when I bought this truck...now I'm looking for a parking space."