Ironically Injured Pillows

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

Basketball injuries.

'I know just how you feel.'

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'Said he was fixing the ceiling fan. . .'

'I didn't have a fall. I fell.'

'It's an old work injury.'

"He's brutal but considerate - that's his victims' support number, NHS direct."

'I tried to slam a revolving door.'

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

'Occupation?'

'Mr. Jayson, get back into your bandages.'

'Chainsaw Championships.'

'He should be okay, it's just a little tap on the head.'

"You're doing fine, and we're cautiously optimistic about your insurance."

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

'Very funny!'

'He's got tennis viewer's elbow'

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'I'm on the back stretch, about halfway down...I think it's a pulled hamstring.'

'It's his ankle - get some ice!!'

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

"Wonderful holiday! Two-weeks skiing really makes you feel like a new man!"

Pitchers arm falls off.

'We covered, officer. We're just having a hard time finding our insurance card.'

"Of course, this policy will exclude flood damage."

A women sound asleep on her exercise bike clutches an energy bar while the floor is littered with empty energy drinks, energy bars, and energy powder containers.

'No I won't kiss it better!'

Don't tell me, you want another sick note!

'Swelling, Babcock, is our body's way of telling us that something's wrong. But if you insist on staying in the game, hey, it's your elbow.'

'I'd like to buy insurance to stop my insurance rates from going up.'

'So in hindsight, maybe not the best idea...'