Ironically Exhausted Pillows

A women sound asleep on her exercise bike clutches an energy bar while the floor is littered with empty energy drinks, energy bars, and energy powder containers.

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

Parenting is... watching them sleep.

"I hate it when you bring your work home with you!"

"I miss the old days."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

'First thing in the morning I'm ringing the school about the amount of homework he's getting.'

After years of shuttling teenagers around, Gina started hallucinating that she was morphing into a Chrysler minivan.

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

"Archie always understands when I tell him I'm dog tired."

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

"It turns out your problem is not chronic fatigue. You're just dog tired."

Prison Art - Bent Screw

Hell's Kitties

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'

'We're both dog-tired.'

'Holidays are for wimps.'

Some exercise program - he power walks to snack machine!

"There is no 'snooze button'. Get up, it's your turn to see to the baby!"

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh..."

"This one speaks to me."

Jim's Gym.

Native weight watchers.

"And this is the nurse Jenkins who will be advising you on diet and exercise."

"The efficiency expert finally showed up for his appointment. Should I send him in?"

Showering