Ironically Dull Dinner Enthusiasts T-Shirts

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Romantic Violinist.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Benihana style of cooking.

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Choice hellhole

Romantic Frogs

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"The usual."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"