Ironically Dull Dinner Enthusiasts Gifts

"Everyone reading their fortunes aloud will not relieve the crushingly dull conversation."

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

Romantic Violinist.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Benihana style of cooking.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Choice hellhole

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Romantic Frogs

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"The usual."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'Know something? Love IS wonderful!'

'Love's young dream or no, they're going to have to take a hunt!'

What do I want out of our relationship? Same thing anyone wants. Good value.

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'