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'Everything's off except the weak and the sick.'

"You do like octopus?"

"You owe me five bucks."

Benihana style of cooking.

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

Choice hellhole

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"The usual."

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'