Ironically Adaptable Pillows

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

Al, The Go-From Guy

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

"You know Mike, you're so boring, you're interesting!"

RIP...snores are coming from the grave.

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now, are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

If we lost all electrical power like India did...

Some exercise program - he power walks to snack machine!

I've gone one better!

Jim's Gym.

"I'll take a salad, add bacon bits, extra cheese, dressing, and powdered sugar, not lettuce."

'I was caught jogging past an Olympics sponsor's fat and sugar outlet.'

At the agrophobic self help group's annual picnic.

Man with broken leg in car.

'Oh I'm a team player alright: I am an expert at blending in...'

Absentmindedness Is Us: Home of that little thingumajig whose name you can never remember.

"Relative obscurity 5 mi"

"Dress is casual here. We don't pay our workers enough to buy suits."

"And this is the nurse Jenkins who will be advising you on diet and exercise."

"It started with cutting letters out of magazines for ransom notes, now he's really into scrapbooking."

Superficial library.

Blindfolded circus act is blind (colour)

'Stop acting so shifty. How could our dirty weekend possibly go wrong?'