Ironically Faithful Pillows

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Snarky District

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Holiday cottage

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

TV Chef Cooking Range

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"You're afraid of what?"

"Less roman, more clef."

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

The Assumption of Mary

Performance reviews in Hell.

Priest's x-ray showing his crucifix.

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

"And now, a few words about the feel-God factor"

Tips for cabinet ministers: Want to keep your limo? Add black curtains and pretend it's a hearse!

Sewee-Cide.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"