Ironically Religious Pillows

St. Eustace

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

United Church of OMG

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

Gates of heaven

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'All the tellers are nuns.'

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"Holy moly!"

"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Religious toilets.

Holy Relics.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

Monk confessing to a devil.

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'