Ironically Religious Pillows

St. Eustace

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

United Church of OMG

Gates of heaven

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'All the tellers are nuns.'

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

"The Brother printer is out of ink."

"Holy moly!"

"We learned in Sunday School today that God uses illegal surveillance techniques."

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

About to take a triumphant departure from Ireland, Saint Patrick set his sights on world domination. That is, before his focus was diverted by a small harmless looking beverage.

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." "Give me all the juicy details."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Religious toilets.

Holy Relics.

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

"Do I get double bubble Sundays?"

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Monk confessing to a devil.