Ironic Traditionalist Gifts

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Ruddy bloggers!

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Old Book Smell

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

Champagne at the hunt

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Matador Artificial Insemination.