Ironic Traditionalist T-Shirts

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Man Reading Laptop.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"I love these old decorations!"

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Ruddy bloggers!

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Baptism Then and Now

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

Champagne at the hunt

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Matador Artificial Insemination.