Ironic Proposer Gifts

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

'Do your lawyers have to be here?'

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"I suppose we could burst onto the literary scene."

Meet The Ghostwriter

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

'Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.'

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'You certainly picked your moment to propose!'

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

The Dungeon

The bird of peace is caged

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

An ironic epiphany: "Wow, right, AS IF!"

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"What do you mean: 'You don't believe that this is my answerphone'? Do you think I'd lie?"

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

"I eat green but I don't vote green."