Ironic Indulgence T-Shirts

"You can have the cherry - I'm on a diet."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Chocs away.

"I'm just having fruit for dinner. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner."

A giant glass of red wine

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

'Please take this away from me.'

"Wine not?"

"It's my day off."

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Robert Morley

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

The Food of Shame.

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

I'm glad the kennel pampered you, but you weren't supposed to keep the robe.

Fine candies: Healthy eating is our no. '6' concern.

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"Yippee. . . no more dieting!"

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."