Ironic Dancer Gifts

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Keep Fit.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

The Stripper

'Are we having fun yet?'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

Air Sitar.

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Dad Dancing.

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

Ballerina

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.