Ironic Artist Gifts

'It's titled 'Art Thief'.'

"So much for listening to one's muse."

'All you need is a pencil, a cuddly toy and a blowtorch, and you're ready to begin.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

I don't know what came over me that week – I'm not normally that creative.

Nifty ways to dump your lover; use the toilet seat as a picture frame.

Woman Ironing Contraceptives.

Ironically, Bob's accordion did bring joy to others during self isolation.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Facelook

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Blockhead

Exhibition for Prisoners

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

Capitalism

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

The Pope

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Gigolo Diary

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Cowboy Trump

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.