Ironic Artist Mugs

'It's titled 'Art Thief'.'

"So much for listening to one's muse."

'All you need is a pencil, a cuddly toy and a blowtorch, and you're ready to begin.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Nifty ways to dump your lover; use the toilet seat as a picture frame.

Woman Ironing Contraceptives.

Ironically, Bob's accordion did bring joy to others during self isolation.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Blockhead

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Let's see...number 61...the painting's name is 'Calamity'.

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

Exhibition for Prisoners

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

Gigolo Diary

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

Cowboy Trump

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Gallery of modern art

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Paint fight art!

Oink.

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

The Wonder Of It All