Ironical Art Gifts

And with this run of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Deer Season Open.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."