Ironic Dancer Prints

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Keep Fit.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

The Stripper

'Are we having fun yet?'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"She's not naked, Jake, she's French."

Air Sitar.

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Dad Dancing.

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

Ballerina

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'