Ironic Dancers Prints

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Keep Fit.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Dad Dancing.

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

"Complaining empowers us."

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

The Apis Dance Studio

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

Wussapalooka

Downcycling with Debbie

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

I don't know what came over me that week – I'm not normally that creative.

Ophidiophobic Society 10k Run.

Nifty ways to dump your lover; use the toilet seat as a picture frame.

White Cat Dancing

"It's the hard knocks life for us..."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"I've notices a HUGE improvement in my endurance. Last night I made four trips to the buffet table and I wasn't even winded."

'It's titled 'Art Thief'.'

Ann Widdecombe