Ironic Dancers Mugs

'We run a respectable business here, Miss Faversham, so, just a reminder, no twerking!'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Keep Fit.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

Dad Dancing.

"Complaining empowers us."

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

"The only way I lost a few ounces with my activity tracker was when I took it off."

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

'NEW Down hill exercise bike'

The Apis Dance Studio

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

"We're helping Tom to find alternative was of expressing his anger!"

Downcycling with Debbie

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"I've notices a HUGE improvement in my endurance. Last night I made four trips to the buffet table and I wasn't even winded."

"It's the hard knocks life for us..."

Ophidiophobic Society 10k Run.

White Cat Dancing

Nifty ways to dump your lover; use the toilet seat as a picture frame.

'It's titled 'Art Thief'.'

Ann Widdecombe

Aerobic Channel Hopping