Ironic Crooner Pillows

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

"How can one sum up Henry's impact on all our lives? Negligible, I guess that'd do it."

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Singing is everyone's shower rights.

"O.K., Marv, you win. Quit the croonin' and get a condom."

"Let me do all the singing."

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

Downcycling with Debbie

'I fired them all. 2.437 of them. I'll go it alone.'

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

"It's the hard knocks life for us..."

Affectation? No, I really am having violin lessons!

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

"I won an tenor on the lottery."

'Ah got them, 'missed-,mah-margin-crawl when the city defaulted on mah tax-free-municipal-bonds-blues'.'

Air guitar springs leak.

Too Popular By Half.