Corporate Crooner Pillows

"Let me do all the singing."

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Bashful in Nashville

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

Festive squad

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Landing That Tough Account

'See if you can get them to flambe the check, too.'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Music from the moon.

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Rhinestone Accountant

Dolly Parton

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

City & Western.

'Here's something you need to hear...'

'Our new director is also a choir director. He will lead us in singing our company fight song.'

Banjo Player

The New Modern-Day Lament.

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Man with Yoyo, "He was never over-lavish at entertaining clients."