Ironic Car Buyer Gifts

Looking for something special for the ironic car buyer with a sense of humor? Our collection features smart, tongue-in-cheek designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their love for cars with a twist of irony. Perfect for lightening up their garage or giving a humorous nod to their automotive obsession, these gifts add personality and a dash of humor to everyday moments.

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"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!" mockup

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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Is this for wiping greasy hands?

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'I love to see you all so busy!'

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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.' mockup

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

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"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification." mockup

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

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"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation." mockup

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

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'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.' mockup

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

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"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience." mockup

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

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'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.' mockup

'Found your problem - there was a hairball in the gasline.'

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All you'd expect in a British car! mockup

All you'd expect in a British car!

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It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you. mockup

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

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"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

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'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.' mockup

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

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Catchment Area for Teachers

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'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.'

'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.' mockup

'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.'

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'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

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"It's worse than I thought."

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"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest." mockup

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

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"This model comes in all wheel drive and the popular sex drive!"

"This model comes in all wheel drive and the popular sex drive!" mockup

"This model comes in all wheel drive and the popular sex drive!"

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'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!' mockup

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

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"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation." mockup

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

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"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out." mockup

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment... so it kind of evens out."

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". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ." mockup

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

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'Should you buy or lease your first wheel?'

'Should you buy or lease your first wheel?' mockup

'Should you buy or lease your first wheel?'

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'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.' mockup

'Dependable, basic transportation. Guaranteed to drive the ladies wild, especially low-maintenance ones.'

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'Just a few things, I'm afraid. . .' mockup

'Just a few things, I'm afraid. . .'

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'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.' mockup

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

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"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood." mockup

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

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"For safety, the daytime running lights burn continuously, augmented by the horn, which also blows continuously."

"For safety, the daytime running lights burn continuously, augmented by the horn, which also blows continuously." mockup

"For safety, the daytime running lights burn continuously, augmented by the horn, which also blows continuously."

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"This model is priced higher, but it comes with glow-in-the-dark stars."

"This model is priced higher, but it comes with glow-in-the-dark stars." mockup

"This model is priced higher, but it comes with glow-in-the-dark stars."

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'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth. mockup

'I see the problem.' Car grill looks like teeth.

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"Dad's helping me buy a car. They're giving us a deal just to get rid of us."

"Dad's helping me buy a car. They're giving us a deal just to get rid of us." mockup

"Dad's helping me buy a car. They're giving us a deal just to get rid of us."

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Ironic Car Buyer Gifts Collection

Ironic Car Buyer Mugs

Explore our collection of ironic car mugs—perfect for the car lover with a sense of humor who appreciates a witty twist.

Ironic Car Buyer Pillows

Check out our ironic car pillows—bring humor and personality into their space with these witty and automotive-inspired designs.

Ironic Car Buyer Prints

Browse our ironic car prints—ideal for adding a humorous touch to their garage, office, or man cave with clever designs.

Ironic Car Buyer T-Shirts

Discover our ironic car t-shirts—funny, stylish, and full of personality for the passionate car enthusiast with a playful side.