Iron Chef Fanatics Pillows

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

This Year's Spa

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Balanced Diet"

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

Repletion.

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'

Pressing Problem

'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'Just call me Delia...'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

"Mind if we play through?"